Semi-grumpy but mostly good-natured RV store owner: Yes sir. Bo: I need to have some propane tanks refilled, please. Semi: What size are they? Bo: Two 20-pound bottles. Semi: We don’t refill 20-pounders. We exchange ’em. Bo: Ah. You promise they’re full? Semi: Nope. Nathan: Hey! How come he got a bigger brownie? Bo: Because … Read more
Do you remember when you were little, and your mom would take you shopping with her, and you’d wind up in the depths of one of those department stores in the mall, where everything looks the same, and after you turn a corner or two you can’t remember which way it is back out into … Read more
Major League Baseball today announced sweeping and irrevocable disqualifications for thousands of players, past and present, who have tested positive for steroids. The disqualifications invalidate any individual records the players have held. Consequently, the new home run king is journeyman third baseman Ken Oberkfell, with 29 round-trippers in his 16-year career. Oberkfell is perhaps best … Read more