This is more than seven feet from the sink
Kids are messy, and we have kids—so no complaint about the nature of reality here—but what the hell are they even doing to cause such?
Year: 2008
Political prognosticator extraordinaire
Up-to-the-minute headline: What I had to say six months ago in this post: Senator McCain, we thank you for your service, but you are not going to be President of the United States. Everyone knows it but you. Please commence fading from public view at once. Who knows? If you give it a year or … Read more
No, that’s not comfortable
Yeah, look, you’re going to have to stop doing that. No, I don’t like it, and I never have. No, that doesn’t count, because do you remember how many margaritas we had that night? You shouldn’t assign any significance to any one thing I do in this, uh, context, and plus I’m pretty sure I … Read more