Well, tomorrow is…
Groundhog Day. We decided to do ours in the smoker this year. I’m really looking forward to it. I think we’ll have plenty left over for sandwiches for the Super Bowl, too.
Year: 2008
Hey, guess how many sit-ups I can do?
Zero! Yeah, I found that out yesterday at the gym. Atrophied muscles and a sizable gut, hard-earned with ample red meat, cheese, and beer, will do that to you. Woohoo! My bud Tom is coaching me through an actual workout at an actual gymnasium every Wednesday. I feel like I’ve been through a combine on … Read more
Oh, and does he wear white after Labor Day?
Suppose an official type approached a friend or neighbor of yours and asked these questions about you: Is he a member of the Ku Klux Klan? Does he grow marijuana? Does he beat his wife? Have you seen the police at his house? These are questions that Major League Baseball is asking its umpires’ friends … Read more