Tom Jones, 67, insures chest hair for $7 million
Write your own joke. You can’t miss.
Year: 2008
Chaos, meteorological and circadian
The whole family spent a short-but-not-insignificantly-so time sitting on the floor in the master bathroom early this morning. From 3:20 to 3:45, maybe? I love northern Alabama, but as with anywhere, there are trade-offs. A big one here is that a time or three a year, your chances of being indiscriminately thrown hundreds of yards … Read more
Super DUPER Tuesday! Woohoo!
Hmmm. Two consecutive post titles with exclamation points. Two, even. I’ll have to watch that. I don’t have many pockets of restraint here, but my blog will not become an unchecked bangfest. Well, I went and pissed in the wind for Ron Paul this morning. Yeah, sorry. That’s a shitty attitude. But I stroked and … Read more