Month: September 2008

Brooke Shields pimping minivans

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Despite the fact that hers were some of the first breasts I ever saw in an R-rated movie, Brooke Shields didn’t win me over as a genuine talent until 1996 (in Freeway, one of my all-time favorite films). I just saw her in a funny Volkswagen commercial (for the badge-engineered Chrysler van Volkswagen is selling, … Read more

Adventures in hardware

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Here’s one guy who had a tough summer. Surgeons had to use firefighting equipment to remove 16 washers from his penis.  According to the story:  “The precise set of events that led up to his penis being covered in washers is currently unknown.” Really?  Well, you know, I do have a liberal arts degree, but … Read more

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