We’re going to make a schedule that is ridiculously, meticulously, obsessively detailed, considering neither human nature nor the entropy of the universe even perfunctorily when determining its plausibility. We will then treat any deviation whatsoever from the schedule—irrespective of its actual, measurable impact—as a complete fucking catastrophe. Said deviation will require the total destruction of … Read more
The Sharper Image, the original yuppie toy store, has filed for bankruptcy. This is not particularly remarkable. The Gordon Gekkos of the world made The Sharper Image a nifty merchant during its rise to prominence a quarter century ago, but it’s been subpar for quite some time. For the past several years, its exclusive offerings … Read more
A Clinton ad appears to show Obama with darker-than-normal skin tone. The proverbial speculation on the proverbial internets that Hillary’s proverbial campaign proverbially did this on purpose is proverbially rampant. You know, to make him look more sinister and stuff. Or something. AHA! RACISM! I don’t know. I think it’s a subtle difference at best. … Read more