Despite late rallies from drug-resistant gonorrhea and congenital syphilis, chlamydia finished first in the 2006 bacterial sexually-transmitted disease championships, with over 1 million cases reported. Congratulations!
Oh, sigh. I’m trying to build some drama here, but it’s not much of a contest. Chlamydia’s been phoning it in for years, really. I hope it understands the importance of vigilance, because no margin of victory is insurmountable. It might want to get some drug resistance started as a, uh, prophylactic measure.
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