OK, after this no more Saban stuff for a while, but this definitely had to make the cut. I’m glad we landed him when we did, because as this ESPN.com screen capture shows, negotiations were about to get out of hand.
…that Pat Robertson is batshit crazy! And then the Lord appeared to me as an 800-foot-tall Pat Harrington Jr., switching between Schneider and Inspector voices every other sentence, and told me I had to start collecting Longaberger or he was going to destroy the earth with Heinz 57.
I was in an adventurous fast food mood, and not the omnipresent baseline-8%-chance-of-food-poisoning sort of adventurous that accompanies any fast food visit. I mean I wanted something I hadn’t had before. Having previously ribbed the KFC Famous Bowl (unjustly inasmuch as it was based on no direct experience), and thinking chicken sounded OK, that’s what … Read more