- “I just called to talk.”
- “How about Panera?”
- “Her butt is too big.”
- “We can’t just build a wall on the southern border.”
- “Ooh, that sounds like it might be too spicy for me.”
- “Government knows best for my family.”
- “Remember on American Idol when…”
Citing ongoing crises in the Middle East and Ukraine, as well as the continued fragility of the U.S. economy, President Obama today announced that he and his family would vacation for one week at Camp David next month, rather than more than two weeks at Martha’s Vineyard.
“After much reflection, I have concluded that I’m simply not comfortable with the message an extended vacation to a luxury resort sends at this time, nor do I consider it good stewardship of the people’s money,” President Obama said in a statement. “Camp David keeps me much closer to Washington if I am needed. The girls are excited about having some school friends over to spend the night and play games, and I’m sure we’ll all enjoy the quiet and relaxed time together. Maybe Michelle will even let us have a pizza night.”
Mr. Obama’s decision is receiving widespread bipartisan support.
You may have read of a kerfuffle involving a parade float that included an outhouse labeled Obama Presidential Library and a scared zombie. Obama’s Justice Department has deemed this worthy of its attention. This is absolutely outrageous. In the first place, Mr. Obama and Mr. Holder have been all but idle in investigating Fast and [...]
“Bad men may be epidemic, but part of how they got that way is that good women settled for them and they survived to breed.” – Bo Williams I am old enough now to be the father of adult women. The very youngest adult women, to be sure, but adults nonetheless. I consider it a [...]
That’s about what you’d think, given the spittle-flecked outrage. Hobby Lobby is blocking access to nothing. Hobby Lobby employees have 16 contraceptive options in their health plans. Fact. Fact. Hobby Lobby does not want to be forced to pay for four drugs its owners consider abortifacients. That’s it. This should be a market decision in [...]