- “I just called to talk.”
- “How about Panera?”
- “Her butt is too big.”
- “We can’t just build a wall on the southern border.”
- “Ooh, that sounds like it might be too spicy for me.”
- “Government knows best for my family.”
- “Remember on American Idol when…”
Obama’s Justice Department has deemed this worthy of its attention.
This is absolutely outrageous.
In the first place, Mr. Obama and Mr. Holder have been all but idle in investigating Fast and Furious, Benghazi, or rampant IRS corruption. Now this rates department resources?
In the second, folks, free people get to make fun of their presidents. (Could you even fathom Bush’s Justice Department investigating any of this?) A federal agent investigating a parade float is true banana republic stuff.
Mr. President, this is the United States. You are a thin-skinned whiny cry-baby, and it’s undignified and embarrassing. Get over it, wimp.
(‘Course, we should have seen this coming when he put Maureen Dowd “on notice” for commenting on his ears.)
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