Nov 032017

Going back to standard time got you down? Sure, it’s an extra hour of sleep, but who’s going to deal with that stupid stove clock? Or your car?

Well, I’m here to help. If you are within a 25-mile radius of Huntsville, Alabama, I will come to your clocks and set them all properly for you. You have better things to do with your, uh, time. Heh.

Book with me before midnight Saturday night to lock in these prices:

Option 1: All clocks in your house: $49

Option 2: All clocks in all of your vehicles and on all of your devices (including watches) that do not update automatically: $79

Option 3 (BEST VALUE!): All of the clocks you own: $119

Don’t trouble yourself with this, citizen! Put to work for you!

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  One Response to “I will reset all of your clocks for $119!”

  1. LOL! I hate DST. It is ridiculous. We have electricity, we don’t need to rely on sunlight. I get up before sunrise. Now I’ll be getting up at 4:30 am instead of 5:30.

    You know, studies show how this clock change leads to less productivity because people are tired, as well as a spike in things like heart attacks because of the physical stress caused by disrupting sleep patterns.

    Also…that “but we have an extra hour of sunlight” statement drives me up the wall!!!!! Changing the time on a device does not alter the SUN!!!

    Yes, this is a pet peeve of mine.

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