I have never:
- Driven across the Mississippi River. Every time I’ve been west of the Mississippi, I flew.
- Eaten tapioca. I just barely know what it is.
- Seen a James Bond movie from start to finish.
- ” an episode of M*A*S*H ” ” ” “.
- Been treated for a broken bone. I broke my right pinkie toe once, but after consulting with a nurse friend decided not to see a doctor.
- Used an iPhone in any meaningful way. The total time I’ve ever even held one is perhaps 15 minutes, and 10 of those were the first time I ever saw one.
- Seen a rattlesnake in the wild. I’ve seen a couple of water moccasins and quite a few copperheads.
- Visited the grave sites of any of my loved ones. That doesn’t bother me. Given that I assign no more importance to a dead person’s body than I do that person’s car or favorite chair, it doesn’t surprise me that it doesn’t bother me.
- Taken Cowl Shake down. I keep thinking it’ll come to live at BoWilliams.com in one way or another. Just haven’t gotten around to it yet.
- Been to me. Though, I have been to paradise.
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Jenny, I’ll put that in my pocket. I didn’t realize there was any M*A*S*H that qualified as uproarious.
No tapioca pudding? 🙁
Should you be curious, you can get “bubble” tea at the vietnamese sandwich shops. The “bubbles” are traditionally tapioca balls.
Amanda, nope, no tapioca pudding! I couldn’t swear I’ve ever even seen it. I remember it being a plot point on an episode of Alice, of all things.