Here are some recent search terms (put into Google, Yahoo!, and so forth) that led someone to this blog:
need to pee in airplane
I am proud to say I never have. I plan carefully to avoid needing airplane bathrooms. Checked one out for Nathan once; that’s the closest I’ve ever come.
That’s alarmingly general.
Oh yeah man, I know. I get you.
synthetic opioid like over the counter
That’d be another step to, like, a utopia.
what the fuck is my pin number?
corn flakes look like people
Some of them. Some of us.
stimulate my economies
Your economies are filthy little perverts.
boots for rabbits
Be careful. Fur freaks ‘em out.
are car dealers the most hated profession in the usa
fire les miles 2012
The mind of a corn dog is a mysterious thing.
kenny stabler beer
Yeah. It’s a problem.
be nice to obama
this here’s the duck
This here’s the orange sauce.
tabasco sauce kid
That’d be a cool cowboy name.
Don’t have one. I know a few.
what is a damp washcloth
I can’t believe this one recurs, but it does.
i want to fuck ssheep
I can believe this one recurs. And it does.
is there a vulgar word for female genitalia or behavior that starts with a q?