Fat guy sues White Castle because seats are too small

Martin Kessman has decided that weighing 290 lbs. and not being able to sit comfortably at a White Castle table is a violation of the the Americans with Disabilities Act (hat tip, Terri).

I notice he’s 64 years old.  Hey, Mr. Kessman, you should have waited another year.  Then you could have thrown ageism in there too.

At or near my all-time high of 297, some of the booths at the Bridge Street Red Robin were marginal.  Thankfully, that’s not true anymore—one little benefit I’m already able to enjoy even only this little way down the path—but wow, if only it had occurred to me to sue them!

(But won’t this be “loser pays,” since it’s a federal case?)

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