The Breast Milk Baby!

Now aren’t all of you parents with little girls at home just dying to drop them into a halter top that will give them working breasts, and then give them a doll to nurse?

Coming soon:  My Very First Tampon, complete with realistic simulated menstrual blood!  Or how about a Clear Blue Easy starter kit?  Tee-tee on the strip, just like Mommy!

Is there anything left small children can be too young for anymore?  This product wouldn’t be coming to the U.S. if its manufacturer didn’t think it’d be profitable.  Come on, American society.

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4 thoughts on “The Breast Milk Baby!”

  1. I should clarify—the halter top apparently just makes suckling noises when the doll is held in position. There is no actual fluid reservoir.

    Because, you know, that would be creepy.

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  2. Meh.

    As with any toy, I have the power to say, “no, I’m not buying that.” I choose to invoke it.

    A lot of little kids who grow up with younger siblings are known to mimic the nursing process with their own stuffed toys or dolls. They don’t need a specific toy to do it.

    Is this concept wrong? No. In poor taste, perhaps, but not wrong. Is it capitalism run amuck? Hey, if someone can sell it, go for it. I see no problem here.

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