Before

December 25, 2009, at Dad’s house.

Holy living fuck. Jabba, can we get you anything, buddy?

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9 thoughts on “Before”

  1. There’s nothing like an unflattering picture to make me want to cry – and most of them are unflattering these days. I joined the community rec center right after Christmas and I’ve been on the road so much lately that I’ve made it 7 times in the last 30 days. Now I keep walking shoes in car so I can at least move my ass a little wherever I am. Believe me, eating healthy on the road is HARD.
    The goal is to get healthy. Remember that nobody cares what you look like (they only care what they look like), but you have a lot of people who love you for who you are. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  2. ‘seester: See, but I didna know I HADDA before picture. I just popped open my email, and there was this. Egads.

    Lea: that is, of course, nonsense. You look like my perfect and beautiful wife in the photo.

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  3. Bo…if I can offer some insight here. You don’t look bad, size-wise here. It’s the color. Love your guts, but what the hell were you thinking??? Take that sweat suit ensemble outside, right now and BURN it. Unless you love them, hunt down whoever gave it to you and gut them like a fish. If you do happen to love them, hunt them down….hold them down and ask THEM what the hell they were thinking. You look actually purty good in your other pics (love the Wii one)…it’s the damnable, never contrived in nature color of the sweats that’s doing you a disservice here, my friend.

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  4. Marianne, you are, as always, sweet as punkin pie, but I’m pretty sure it’s the fat that makes me look fat. ๐Ÿ™‚ I understand the uniformity of the attire not helping, but still…it wouldn’t be a bad photo if I were absent 100 lbs. or so.

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  5. Nope. Pretty sure that Robert Pattinson would look absolutely hideous in uniform dark-urple. Don’t do it again. Just a suggestion.
    I’m not saying that leaning away from the cheetos & pork chops won’t also make you feel better about your phyisical appearance…but the horrid merlot-colored sweat would not flatter a greek god.
    Tough love means I care.

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  6. Yeah, dude, she’s right. Never go with the unitard, plush sweats unless it’s for round the house beer drinking. Color is really not even the issue (although I shall call this Merlot), just gotta break the pattern up with a tee shirt or badass soccer jersey. You’d look pretty hardcore in Nike basketball pants with like a New Jersey Devils hockey jersey.

    Oh, and Robert Pattinson couldn’t act his way out of a wet, paper sack. Suffered through Twilight with Mrs. BD and it felt like eating fiberglass. You will always be much cooler than that dude.

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