Finally ending one of the great mysteries of our time, John Edwards has admitted fathering a little girl with Rielle Hunter, a video assistant on his campaign and his mistress.
“To all those I have disappointed and hurt, these words will never be enough, but I am truly sorry.” – John Edwards
“…that I got caught.” – Bo
Edwards, you’re a smarmy, hypocritical asshole. Go away forever. Stay away from normal people. Or try that remorse tour. That should be good for laughs.
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There’s a special place in hell for someone who does something like this while his wife is fighting incurable cancer. Total. Jackass.
Well, now, Jenny, not so fast. Maybe he’s sick. You know, like Tiger? I mean, if these guys are ill, then clearly they’re not responsible for their actions. Right?
Why didn’t he just say it was Jay McInerney’s coke dream induced love child?
Somewhere, Bo is Googling “Penelope In The Pond”…
Loved me some _Bright Lights, Big City_…
Oh, he’s sick all right…