Thursday miscellanea #54

Inglourious Basterds tonight, finally. Looking forward to it.
There is a house on my street with spider webs wrapped around the mailbox, and monsters in the trees, and gravestones, and ghosts, and what-not. Folks, it’s September 17.
“I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he’s African-American,” previous worst president ever and the herpes of American politics Jimmy Carter helpfully explained on NBC Nightly News. You know, he’s right. If it were only a white guy—you know, a normal person—plunging us into Marxism as quickly as possible, I’d be fine with it.
Oh, and I hope you’re fine with what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift, because if you have a problem with it, you’re a racist. The important thing is that he’s black, not that he’s an asshole, you see.
Don’t you love those things people say when they’ve messed up, and they’re trying to imprint the mistake on someone else? “See what you made me do?”
Couple robbed while having sex in a dumpster—in Wichita. I can’t explain why Wichita makes it funnier, but it does.
Happy Birthday, Kelly! I hope it’s a great one.