This morning, as Lea made coffee and I fetched a bowl of unregulated, dangerous, toasted oat drugs, we shared our dreams from the previous night.
I dreamed about this gorgeous lesbian I met last month at a party. Now, of all of the someones who could possibly show up in a straight man’s dreams, that’s a slow hanger straight over the plate. This is going to be good, right? Yeah, not so much, sad to say. She was just shopping at Target or something. What a waste.
Lea dreamed that the watermelons in her garden were almost ready. In her dream, watermelons grew in the ground like potatoes, and the soil above them crowned a bit when it was time to dig them up.
I think hers is pretty good. As for mine, I’m going to have to start eating candy close to bedtime or something.
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A gorgeous lesbian is a terrible thing to waste… 🙂
‘seester: Oh, I hate those. Thankfully, they’re few.
nhfalcon: I wanted to post a photo of her, but I thought that’d be a bit much. Can’t abandon decorum completely.
Incidentally, I certainly am enjoying the word “tubermelon.”
I dreamt somebody was in my house a few nights back. I woke up the following morning with my keys, my wallet, a digital camera and a 24 pack of AA batteries in the bed beside me. I scare myself sometimes.