“This is for the house. The car. The boat. The RV. For strangling a deranged prostitute.”

I’ll tell you, some days you just don’t have any idea what you’re going to blog about, and then the ShamWow guy beats up a hooker.  (Allegedly.)

“You followin’ me, camera guy?”:

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She’s cute, but she’s not thousand-dollar cute:

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Supposedly she bit ShamWow guy’s tongue and wouldn’t let go, and thus followed the raining of the blows and the calling of the authorities and what-not.

Quoting the above story:  “While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants.”

Never underestimate a DA’s affection for his ShamWow.

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7 thoughts on ““This is for the house. The car. The boat. The RV. For strangling a deranged prostitute.””

  1. Indeed not, BamaDan. Indeed not.

    You know, I haven’t the slightest experience pricing a prostitute, but ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS? Man, that seems like a lot of money for such.

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  2. Oh my gosh. No wonder the Sham Wows were on sale when I was in Wal-Mart the other day!! Reckon he’s lost his job as the pitch man?

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  3. BamaDan: Oh, those things look SO natural. That’s my favorite part of that ad: the strained attempts at normalcy whilst wearing such a ridiculous item.

    Terri: Who knows? I mean, the guy always had kind of a sleaze vibe about him anyway.

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  4. My daughter came in the office last night with her bathrobe on backwards, and said, “Look Mom, I have a snuggie!” Why so she did. Let’s all wear our bathrobes backwards and go to the ball game!

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  5. Seriously… how inept are you that you can’t read a book or answer the phone while wrapped in a blanket? Or maybe just put a sweater on? How ’bout that? What a stupid, stupid product. You got a smart kid to see through that, though!

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