“Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs.” – Nancy Pelosi
In other news, Pelosi warned that if the full Democratic legislative agenda was not passed, that global warming would increase the average surface temperature of the earth to 52,000º Fahrenheit, and that it would become necessary to raise the full Social Security retirement age to 175.
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Holy shit! I’m working my ass for for no pay? They should have told me I lost my job!
The media would have crucified GWB over such a gaff.
Your headline reminds of a satire piece Rush Limbaugh did a few months back. Based on the decreasing amount of sunlight scientists were measuring each day, computer models were predicting around-the-clock darkness as early as June. To add weight to the dire forecast, Limbaugh noted such ominous developments as dropping temperatures, vegetation refusing to grow, trees losing all their leaves, and huge animal migrations out of the area.
Cheryl: Maybe you haven’t lost it yet. Maybe it’ll be tomorrow. 🙂
Lee: Yes. Yes, they would. Gleefully and repeatedly. But remember, liberal media bias is a myth.
And the Demos use to accuse the Repubs of using scare tactics. My favorite word art lately is “create or SAVE 10 million jobs.” How do you quantify saving a job? They are so desperate not to fail they are making stuff up now.
I so wanted to post something about Pelosi’s brilliant comment. But it wouldn’t have been nearly as pithy as your post. Thanks! And as I said before, it’s going to be a fun 4 years. 🙂
I cracked up at her comment, too. I was thinking, hey, 500 million jobs a month?? That’s ALL of working America in just 4 weeks. The media should’ve been all over her for that lie. Or gaff. Or whatever it was … it was just WRONG.
How about we demand a moratorium on politicians saying anything for 4 weeks? They all need to keep their mouths shut and just do their freakin jobs before the rest of us really don’t have any jobs to do.
Not that I think government can fix everything … or anything, for that matter.
wxchick – love that suggestion. Can we have a national politician gag order, please?
Terri: Thanks, and you’re right: if nothing else, the entertainment value looks promising.
Could we get everybody in DC to do nothing?
You know, my job required me to go to DC quite a bit. They’re pretty stupid. Like sack of rocks stupid. Not the regular rocks, either, but the really dumb ones. Pelosi has dethroned Costanza as Lord of the Idiots. Maybe she’ll get drug into the woods and eaten by wolves.
BamaDan: I can see we have a Seinfeld quote volley over a beer coming.
I hope that if she is drug into the woods and eaten by wolves, that a team takes care of removing any plastic or other non-degradables that may have been on her person at time of said drug event. We can’t shirk our responsibility to the environment, even at moments like this.
It’s for the children.