Jan 222009
 
  • We need to be careful about what we’re voting for.  After all, an 18-pound sledge to the face would be “change (you) could believe in” too, would it not?
  • The re-swearing in was dumb.  Having no video cameras at the re-swearing in was even dumber.  If you’re going to actively placate the nutjobs (and let’s not pretend that’s not what it was), then make it conspiracy theory-proof instead of inviting more questions.
  • My expectations for Tropic Thunder were too high.  The individual performances of Robert Downey Jr. and Tom Cruise are impressive, but top to bottom, I think I laughed out loud more at Zoolander.
  • Remember, cooler temperature is not evidence that global warming is slowing.  Also, your Christmas weight gain does not mean that you’ve stopped slimming down.
  • The nicotine gum is pretty nasty objectively, but I’m developing an odd affection for it.  That’s pretty much how you said it would go, Lee.  Good call.  Cardiovascular exercise program is imminent.
  • Know who uses the metric system in the world, either primarily or exclusively?  How about effin’ everybody, except for Burma, Liberia, and the United States?  My fourth grade science teacher was very excited to teach it to us.  We were very excited to learn it.  Let’s go!  (Well, maybe when the economy is a little stronger.  Heh.)
  • I’ve almost been able to juggle for about five years.  Maybe I’ll try to click that over to “I can juggle” here in the next week or two.
  • Need a how-to on laundering money?  (“I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are.  We’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary.”)  Well, someone asked Cecil Adams.  You’re welcome.
 Posted by at 12:37 pm
Jan 212009
 

Barack Obama says we have to.  I don’t mean just nodding and grunting passing each other on the street or in the hallway, either.  I mean respect, courtesy, the whole bit.  Apparently we’re going to have to see about problems and shortcomings in our local communities, as well.

I’m so pleased Obama is here, because thinking, reasonable people need a federal elected official to tell them to do these things.  Otherwise, we’ll just spend all our time and money on hookers and beer.  Even worse, we might waste it.

Or I guess countless millions might have been withholding charity, service, and good manners just because they didn’t like George W. Bush.  Well, sure, that’s understandable, but that excuse is now gone too.

Remember, Michelle warned us last year of the perils of insufficient engagement.  So all us slack-asses better get on it.

 Posted by at 12:21 pm
Jan 202009
 

obama44Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States today.  I wish him well.

Today is not a day to pick nits.  I will say that I have little doubt that Ronald Reagan’s disposition and its effect on huge swaths of the population hastened the demise of the socioeconomic malaise the country was experiencing when he took office.

Seeing similarly excited people all over the country today gives me hope that Barack Obama’s disposition will have a similar effect.

Good luck and God bless, President Obama.

 Posted by at 5:35 pm
Jan 192009
 

bushbyeWell, here we are, kids.  Tonight is George W. Bush’s last night in the President’s Bedroom.

I don’t have much to say about it—certainly nothing rivaling the extensive treatments, both positive and negative, he’s getting elsewhere online.  I voted for him twice, somewhat less enthusiastically in 2004 than in 2000, but haven’t thought of myself as a huge Bush fan in quite some time.  Moreover, given his presidency’s budgetary indistinguishability from that of the biggest big-government Democrat, I can’t say I’m particularly sorry to see him go (though it’s definitely not Ron Paul we’re getting next).

Doubtless his presidency was interesting, in the Chinese proverb sense.  A few thoughts:

  • I thought Clinton hatred was the height of political irrationality.  That was nothing.  Moreover, I remain incredulous at the weakness to downright absence of any rhetorical counterattack.  This administration never raised a finger in its own defense, even when it was justified.  “New tone” my ass.
  • Bush has certainly disemboweled the Republican brand when it comes to fiscal discipline.  He and his single-minded Congress gleefully grew the government as quickly and as massively as they could (“like smack-addicted pit fiends,” I said more than once on Usenet).  For starters (as in the tiniest tip of the iceberg), anyone want to find me anything in the Department of Homeland Security’s charter that wasn’t already covered by another government agency?
  • I do think history will ultimately judge it remarkable that we have not experienced another terrorist attack on U.S. soil after September 11.

Godspeed, President Bush.

 Posted by at 8:58 pm
Jan 192009
 

Most of the Xbox 360 games I like to play are violent, scary, gory, or some combination of the three, so generally I have to play them after little boys have gone to bed.  Over the Christmas break, Lea walked in on a gnarly Gears of War 2 session.

gears2

“I don’t know how you sleep,” she said.

Well, with something like Gears 2, it’s easy.  We still have thousands of new species to describe, but I’m pretty sure there’s not anything remotely like the toothy fellow above stomping around on Earth.  It’s pretend.  No problem.

So after I finished that game, I started playing Condemned:  Criminal Origins.  (Santa Claus found a good deal on both Condemned and Condemned 2.)  This is part of a video game genre called survival horror.  The designers drew upon Seven and The Silence of the Lambs to set the mood.

condemned

In this one, you run around in subway tunnels and utility rooms and stuff in the middle of the night.  Most of the time there’s no power, and your flashlight isn’t very strong.  Around every corner there could be a drug addict waiting to pound you with a steam pipe.  There are few guns, and they aren’t reloadable, so most of the time you’ve got a pipe or an axe yourself.  The soundtrack is brilliant, capturing rustling and other ambient noises quite realistically.

Does it give me nightmares?  No.  But it spins me up something fierce.  There is a lot of “decompression” involved before I get horizontal.

 Posted by at 12:07 am

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