Sep 222008
 

Sarah Palin today continued her revitalization of the Republican base with new campaign activities and practices designed to further acquaint her with the voting public.  “These new initiatives will give the citizens a personal view into what I’m all about,” Palin laughed ominously.  They include:

  • Exciting new weekly contests, available exclusively on McCain’s official campaign web site.  For the first week, if you win, then at an upcoming campaign stop in your town, Sarah Palin will shoot and field-dress an animal of your choice.
  • For attendees at special town halls who contribute $99, Sarah Palin will reveal what she believes God’s will to be for the contributor’s life.
  • Thrilling stops at which Sarah Palin will walk into each of the campaign trail’s local libraries blindfolded.  The first book she touches is banned, baybee!
  • Altar calls at all campaign stops for the many godless heathens so sadly remaining in this glorious nation.  Randomly selected converts receive laying on of hands from Sarah Palin herself!
  • 10% of all McCain campaign contributions will now be your direct tribute to Sarah Palin, going directly into her pocket, for whatever personal needs she may have—and you shall be glad to pay it, you pathetic, groveling worm!
 Posted by at 8:04 pm
Sep 212008
 

Want to know what you’d get with me in the White House (I mean, besides “God of Thunder” by Kiss replacing “Hail to the Chief”)?  Don’t laugh.  I’m polling pretty strongly in my study.

Here you go.  I claim neither completeness nor mass appeal.  During the week or so I intermittently worked on this, if I had a thought, I wrote it down.  Consequently there’s some bee or another for the bonnet of just about everyone.  Heh.

Budget, taxes, and deficits

  • Supports balanced budget amendment.
  • Supports elimination of earmarks.
  • Supports immediate adoption of low flat federal income tax with elimination of all deductions except charitable contributions.  Existing system would be left in place for a short time; taxpayer’s choice which to use during transition period.
  • Supports elimination of penalties for taxpayers choosing not to have taxes withheld from each paycheck.
  • Supports the repeal of the Sixteenth Amendment and gradual elimination of all federal income taxes.

Social Security

  • Supports opt-out option for all participants.  To-date contributions are forfeited.  Upon opt-out with forfeiture, inability of federal government to collect any more retirement fund money from participant is guaranteed and irrevocable.
  • Supports opt-out option with parachute (lump sum or finite payments) for participants 20 years or less from retirement age.
  • Supports establishment of private accounts for those wishing to remain in the Social Security system.
  • Supports moving retirement age to 72 for those wishing to remain in the Social Security system.

Elections

  • Supports retention of the electoral college.
  • Opposes term limits.  Supports repeal of existing term limits.
  • Supports the repeal of the Seventeenth Amendment, returning the election/appointment of U.S. senators to the respective state legislatures.

Trade

  • Opposes NAFTA.
  • Opposes all federal subsidies for domestic products of any kind.
  • Opposes federal monopoly on daily mail delivery.

Health care

  • Opposes universal government-provided health care.
  • Proposes availability of substantial patient liability waivers to increase efficiency, decrease cost, and foster innovation.

Minimum wage

Opposes federal minimum wage law.

    Affirmative action

    Opposes all law restricting the hiring or acceptance of any person because of the age, race, sex, sexual orientation, national origin, religion, or disability of that person, except in direct and objective negative relation to the occupation or other position under consideration.

    Gay marriage

    Opposes any federal role in marriage.  However, as long as there is any legal advantage to being married, supports extension of said advantage to same-sex couples.

    Tort reform

    Supports “loser pays” for all civil litigation.

      Foreign policy and defense

      • Supports withdrawal of the United States from the United Nations.
      • Opposes conscription.
      • Supports continued development and deployment of worldwide missile defense system.
      • Supports ongoing operation in Afghanistan.
      • Supported 2003 invasion of Iraq.  Supports “withdraw and strike” strategy, in which all coalition ground troops would leave Iraq within two years.
      • Opposes air strikes to eliminate Iranian nuclear threat.  Opposes nuclear-armed Iran considerably more deeply.
      • Supports removal of all American diplomatic restraints on Israel.

      Capital punishment

      • Supports the death penalty for murder.
      • Supports the swift execution of mentally sound convicts desiring such.

      Energy and environment

      • Supports removing most restrictions on domestic drilling, including those on drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
      • Supports ten-year moratorium on all federal taxes for development of clean and renewable energy sources.

      Abortion

      • Supports the right of an adult woman to abort a pregnancy in the first or second trimester for any reason.
      • Opposes requiring father’s consent.
      • Supports over-the-counter availability of the “morning after” pill to adults.
      • Supports requiring parental notification for any girl under the age of 18 before she aborts a pregnancy.
      • Opposes third-trimester abortion except to save the mother’s life.

      Sex education

      • Supports promoting abstinence as the only 100% reliable method of avoiding pregnancy and sexually-transmitted diseases.
      • Supports complementary education on contraception and disease prevention.

      Education

      Supports elimination of federal Department of Education.

      Gun control

      • Supports the individual right of any non-felon adult to own any ballistic weapon.
      • Opposes federal registry of gun owners.

      Illegal drugs

      • Supports immediate release of all incarcerated non-violent drug offenders.
      • Supports legalization of marijuana.
      • Supports some limited decriminalization of other illegal drugs.

      Immigration

      • Supports a secure, continuous wall along the southern border of the United States.
      • Supports English as the official language of the United States.
      • Opposes blanket amnesty.
       Posted by at 1:15 pm
      Sep 202008
       

      Aaron:  “Daddy, we’re going to have a band tonight!  You know, with instruments?”

      Bo:  “Cool!  What is an instrument?”

      Aaron:  “It’s something that you play!”

      Bo:  “Uh-huh.  What are some musical instruments you know?”

      Aaron:  “There’s the accordion…”

       Posted by at 4:19 pm
      Sep 192008
       

      Well, I had a smartass bitchfest about the Trail of Tears Motorcycle Ride all written and ready to go, but it sounded whiny and pathetic when I read back through it, so I deleted it.  The ride is a positive event in multiple ways, and whatever inconveniences I suffer as a result of it are minor and infrequent.  God bless the riders and their cause.

      So, um…let’s see.  I’ve been thinking a lot this week about what it means to marry well—spurred partially by a conversation I had with Charles last week, and partially by developments in friends’ lives.  I try very hard not to take my marriage for granted, and I try to mention that whenever it’s called for, but particularly when I’m up on plane bitching about infidelity.  I know I married well.  I give thanks for it every day.

      What does it mean to marry well?  There are some obvious things, like making sure you have similar values and goals.  To me, one thing that too many people shirk is self-reliance.  I think you want to be with someone who is already fine by himself/herself.  In my opinion, when you first start getting serious with someone, the parts of each of you given to the other should not be true necessities.

      If you really are completing your significant other, then run.  You haven’t the energy to prop that person up forever.  Believe it.

      To be sure, I think things change in a healthy marriage in that you do grow into one unit.  It’s just the nature of things that for many challenges you’re stronger as a couple, and when you can reasonably assume that you’ll be together, it pays substantial dividends to surrender to that oneness.

      Does it mean you lose your identity?  Of course not, and this is where that “fine by himself/herself” comes in again as well.  When you feel good about who you are, you’ll be sufficiently emboldened to preserve a sense of self, as well as avoid feeling threatened by your spouse doing the same thing.

      Though it’s unpleasant to consider, there is also the fact that you probably won’t die together.  Recovery from the death of a spouse is hard.  But don’t you prefer the odds of someone who initially didn’t need you to feel like a person?

       Posted by at 9:07 pm
      Sep 182008
       
      • My fired friend deeply surprised me with a call today.  She was contrite and utterly without venom, and we spoke productively for about 30 minutes.  I am pleased that she found the initiative to do this, as it is itself indicative of progress.  I didn’t give her the full-on hard-ass treatment, but I did unambiguously let her know that I had expectations of her.  We’ll see how it goes.
      • We’re reading Stephen King’s post-apocalyptic masterpiece The Stand this time around in the Dark and Stormy Book Club.  I adore this book, and am looking forward to reading it for what I think is the fifth time.  Please join us for a stimulating and entertaining discussion.
      • The first big SEC vs. SEC weekend of the year is upon us.  How about Alabama at Arkansas at 11:30, Florida at Tennessee at 2:30, and LSU at Auburn at 6:45?
      • Despite my skepticism when my dad bragged on it a month or so ago, Bud Light Lime is actually pretty good.  I don’t see a lot of staying power for me here, but it’s much more natural-tasting than I thought it would be.  It will probably remain on my list of once-in-a-whiles.
      • Next week I will have lunch with a grade-school classmate I haven’t seen since 1980.  I will also be reunited with some substantial portion of the Oxford High School class of 1988 (which would have been my class had my family not moved), none of whom I’ve seen since 1986.  I’m looking forward to a special day.
      • The boys eat homogenous foods without complaint.  Casseroles, pastas with sauces, or anything else with any more than two obvious components are problems.  So Lea had the ingenious idea of getting their cooking assistance on nights that we’d like to have “composites.”  So far it’s been a qualified success.  She’s smart, that one.
      • Google’s browser Chrome has been available for more than two weeks.  Of the past 1,000 unique visitors to my blog, 11 of them were using it.  Not very scary so far, Mountain View.
      • The Force will be unleashed at my house on Monday.  When a game is available on multiple platforms, I generally go with the better graphics and sound of the Xbox 360, but how can I pass up using a Wiimote as a lightsaber?
       Posted by at 8:53 pm

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