Emergency telegram

I had a post mostly ready to go tonight—just needing a little polish, really—but my priorities have shifted rather radically since I arrived home. You see, I have received an EMERGENCY TELEGRAM from Arizona senator and Republican presidential nominee John McCain. As you can see, it is EXTREMELY URGENT and, should, therefore, occupy my full … Read more

These roads lead to WmWms

Here are some recent search terms (put into Google, Yahoo!, and so forth) that led someone to this blog: manly fart beer burp sports I’m guessing you’re not a doilies-and-petits-fours sort of person. slavic mullet Your fetish, which is not at all odd or disturbing, seems to lack a home.  Why not show some initiative?  … Read more

Alabama 41, Georgia 30, and beyond

Good news, rest of the country:  we’ve likely deep-sixed those stupid black jerseys for you forever. You’re welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to believe.  I said it last night, and I meant it:  ‘Bama is back.  In Nick Saban’s second season, the Crimson Tide is one of the top two teams in the SEC … Read more

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