Punch lines

• “Yeah, I didn’t wish for a 12-inch pianist either.”
• “You dumbass!  Now we’ll have to piss in the boat!”
• “That’s good to hear, because your tits are ugly as hell.”
• “What part of the dog did you get?”
• “Let me rephrase that:  may I see her run?”
• “And if he sees his shadow…”
• “Is Dorothy around?”
• “Hey, who’s that up there with Festus?”
• “It is shit.  Do you want to buy a toothbrush?”
• “Will you please take my dog for a walk?”
• “The Aristocrats!”

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