Jul 282008
 

Cajunvegan did this one. I liked it.

How many keys are on your keychain?

I don’t have one all-inclusive keychain. I keep my keys in several different locations. They are stored contextually, and it works well for me.

If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?

The patchwork of my soul.

What do you regard as the most repulsive form of music?

I can find something to like about just about any music that is performed well. I wouldn’t go all the way to “repulsive” for anything, I don’t think.

Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?

No one’s. I’m still working on my own.

What is the most dangerous occupation?

Actuarily, shuttle astronaut is on up there.

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?

Pee.

What do you consider the greatest threat to mankind?

Complacency.

If you could project yourself into the past, where would you go?

Do I get to do it over and over again, or just one time? If the former, I’d choose a week ago. If the latter, I’d go to opening night at the Globe Theatre in 1599.

What are you thankful you are not doing right now?

Vomiting.

What is your favorite kind of candy?

Wild Cherry LifeSavers.

What is your favorite thing about the beach?

Sleeping within earshot of the surf.

If you were invisible, where would you go?

Everywhere, but I’d start with the women’s locker room. Sorry. (shrugs shoulders)

What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?

Xanadu on DVD?

Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like …

A goofy white guy.

Who is one person you wish you would have never met?

When I worked at Madison Books & Computers, I once talked to a customer who had the most unbelievably irritating nasally voice I have ever heard in my entire life. It was all I could do to keep from running away from him. I’d say that guy.

What is your favorite fruit?

Banana.

What is your favorite kind of cookie?

Warm, soft chocolate chip.

If you were an evil dictator, where would you rule?

Butte, Montana.

What do you need to get right now at the drug store?

Nothing that I know of.

What song do you keep hearing over and over again?

I have whistled “Pennsylvania Polka” at least weekly ever since I saw Groundhog Day.

What was the happiest age of your life?

Every day is pretty damned good, so I’d say I haven’t been there yet.

What is your favorite piece of clothing that you own?

I don’t have favorite clothing.

What two words describe your lifestyle?

Happy, regimented.

Which ocean creature fascinates you most?

Narwhal.

On a scale of 1-10, how religious are you?

In the usual sense of “religious”? Maybe a 2.

What historical figure would you most like to have a discussion with?

Thomas Jefferson.

What color looks best on you?

Royal blue.

What is your favorite thing about being sick?

The guiltless DVD-watching.

What’s new?

The week.

Why are you here right now?

Because I enjoyed these questions when I read them at lunch.

What commercial do you find most annoying?

I don’t see enough commercials to have a most annoying one.

What was your favorite meal growing up?

Probably spaghetti.

If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be?

Definitely the South.

Fill in the blank: I am so much smarter than …

98.4% of the population.

What one person or thing reminds you of the 80s?

I’ve never left them.

What is college really good for?

Improving the quality of your life.

Where is the most beautiful place you have ever been?

I keep coming back to the look of the water 35 miles out in the Gulf of Mexico.

What body part aches you the most right now?

Nothing’s hurting at the moment.

When is the angriest you have ever been?

I don’t know. I’m not generally a dweller.

What do you waste your time doing?

I’ve been playing Tetris again lately.

On a scale of 1-10; how much do you trust people?

Just people in general? 1.

If you were forced to choose your own death, how would you die?

I don’t care, as long as it’s after my children are self-sufficient.

On a scale of 1-10; how photogenic are you?

2.

What aspect of your personality could use a little work?

Impatience.

What is your greatest addiction?

Wristwatches? Gadgets?

What issue are you sick of hearing about?

The price of oil.

If you were a professional wrestler, what would your ring name be?

God of Thunder.

What language would you like to master?

Russian.

What is your favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant?

Kung pao chicken.

Whom would you least likely expect a phone call from?

I don’t wish to say the name out loud, because I don’t wish the phone call.

What is the longest you have ever gone without a shower?

I don’t think any longer than two days.

What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?

Apocalypse Now.

What time do you usually fall asleep?

11 or thereabouts.

Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting?

Any government office.

What is the cutest animal on Earth?

Pretty tough to top a puppy.

Name one celebrity who has no right being a celebrity.

The way this question is worded, there is no correct answer. No “right” being a celebrity? That doesn’t make any sense. We choose them all.

What hobby have you always wanted to pick up?

Unicycling.

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  One Response to “Thinking hard with Cajunvegan”

  1. “You know, I used to be in the music business, but now I’m what you might call retired. It’s a refined name for bum.”

    Thanks for the link love. Glad you are still visiting. I’m here too.

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