Jul 222008
 

Well, Danica Patrick is in the news for her off-track behavior (again). This time Milka Duno cut her off in practice, and Danica stormed down to her pit to raise hell about it:

Folks throw their barbs about bikini shoots and what-not, and I don’t think much of it. I think Danica Patrick demonstrates that femininity and top-tier open-wheel racing need not be mutually exclusive, and I think it’s marvelous.

However, this is the kind of nonsense that’s really going to damage her if she doesn’t learn to control it.  Whether Duno made a mistake isn’t the point. Danica clearly went down there wanting to fight, and when it got unpleasant, she quickly retreated to the language of reason, as if that was why she went down there.

This is a familiar M.O., because it reminds me of myself—at about 16 years old.

Danica, get mad. Throw your gloves. Take a shot at her to the press, if you must. Then, suck it up and move on. That’s what professionals do. Your teammate Tony Kanaan, a top driver who is no less passionate than you are, would be an excellent person to emulate in this regard.

You’re a good driver. I think you can be a great driver. Keep growing into that. But get a handle on your temper, or right or wrong, you will forever be the petulant child with the killer body.

 Posted by at 6:53 pm
Jul 212008
 

This greeted me on CNN.com a minute ago:

So they’ve caught a bad man accused of war crimes, and that’s good news.  But upon seeing the photo, my first thought was “hey, Peter Falk is looking great, but what the hell’s with his hair?”

 Posted by at 5:19 pm
Jul 202008
 

I haven’t had a car accident of any kind since December 1993. My streak came extremely close to ending on the way home from work Friday evening.

The Cliffs Notes are that my attention was divided between trying to change lanes and watching the traffic immediately in front of me, and I started paying sustained attention to making the lane change at precisely the moment traffic was slowing in front me for someone making a turn.

I’d estimate my speed at 35 mph when I finally detected the imminent collision, and it was straight into the ABS and a lurch to the left, missing the left rear of a Hyundai Santa Fe by perhaps one foot. (I’ve always wondered whether if faced with an imminent accident, I could unlearn progressive braking and “stomp and steer,” as you’re supposed to with an ABS-equipped vehicle. Now I know. Doubtless I drove poorly to put myself in the situation, but I was pleased with my recovery.)

After a one-second down-in-and-back-out tour of the shallow drainage ditch dividing the highway, it was over. Ultimate end results were about 50K miles worth of minor scratches on the lower edge of the front bumper cover, and a healthy refreshing of the importance of proper driving mindset.

I’m minorly pissed off about the bumper cover (though I was able to improve its appearance 50% or so with buffing and touch-up paint), but I’m mostly relieved that no one got hurt, because it was really damned close. I’m secondarily relieved that the car’s not significantly damaged. There is no evidence anywhere but the bumper cover—in appearance or operation—that anything happened. I’ll check the tire wear at the first rotation, but I don’t even think I messed up the alignment.

I’m quite thankful that having some key aspects of my driving perspective restored, evidently necessarily, wasn’t any more expensive than that.

Which brings me to the second perspective restorative: the story of the 3/4-ton Dodge Ram pulling the new travel trailer, and its July 2 encounter with a drive-through bank awning in Center, Texas. The driver and his 10-year-old son both escaped uninjured:

 Posted by at 12:28 pm
Jul 192008
 

I met Corry this afternoon at the Flying Monkey Arts Center, and he gave me a tour.  (Thanks man; loved it!)  It’s a haven for local artists, built in ca.-1900 Lowe Mill.

Unfortunately, I’ve had to borrow this photo from the Flying Monkey’s web site.  Yes, that’s right:  I took my inaugural trip to what is certainly one of the most visually stimulating places in the area, and didn’t bring a camera.  Duh.  I won’t repeat that mistake.

The Flying Monkey presents an (I don’t want to say this because it’s so clichéd but it fits so I’m going to anyway) eclectic mix of expression, with many media represented.  I met exquisitely talented painters, glass-blowers, and soap makers today.   Here’s a guy named Fred.  He makes bread.  Fred Bread.  Look (and listen), there’s a woman playing the accordion in the elevator.

There is space for gallery shows, as well as a performance space for plays and music.  Several local artists have studios here, ranging from chain-link stalls of 75 square feet or so to full-on merchant shops.  I’m looking forward to going back.

Finally, it was an uncommon pleasure to finally meet Corry.  He was one of my favorite hsv.general denizens back in the day, so I’ve “known” him for 14 years or thereabouts, but today was our first meeting.  He is warm, witty, and a talented photographer, despite all of that Auburn nonsense clogging up his cerebrum.  Heh.

I’ll make a point of returning sometime soon with camera in tow.  For now, as a pale substitute, please consume my scintillating prose with insincerely excessive enthusiasm.

 Posted by at 5:59 pm
Jul 192008
 

We were headed to see WALL-E tomorrow, but I forgot it was opening weekend for The Dark Knight.

Actually, The Dark Knight looks worth the time as well. The current Batman movies are doing a wonderful job of portraying him as a tormented, and at times morally ambiguous, character, which was really the point when he was first introduced in the comics. There is a depressing gravity about him, which is as it should be. The first round of “newer” films went in a darker direction, but never (in my view) fully broke free of the camp (though 1989′s Batman came close).

If you want to see The Dark Knight but don’t want to deal with opening weekend crowds, enjoy this outstanding trailer in the meantime:

 Posted by at 8:05 am

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