Here are some recent search terms (put into Google, Yahoo!, and so forth) that led someone to this blog:
all you can eat mullet gulf shores
Good luck. I can’t ever get them to hold still enough when I’m getting that really good hairy part behind the ears.
otc red flag list sudafed
“Oh, you’d like to buy some Sudafed, wouldja? Let’s just you drop them pants. Just take ’em right off!”
what is the randomness
Mackerel, typewriter, cookie, “Remember the Maine!,” transubstantiation, and Nick Gilder.
how do you get permanent marker out of a baseball glove
who are the two-time oscar winners
Michael Caine, Bette Davis, Robert De Niro, and Carrot Top.
peggy noonan sex
Yeah, that was a joke. I don’t really want to have sex with Peggy Noonan. (Well, do you think you could talk her into cutoff jeans, a tube top, stiletto heels, and a whole bunch of drugstore perfume?)
i got on the giraffe carousel
Is that what you crazy kids are calling it these days?
us government should subsidize compact fluorescent light bulbs
Damned straight. Also, they should subsidize allergy medication, parking validation, and those days when I’m just not feeling my best.
can’t come to the phone
Yeah, me either. I’m riding the giraffe carousel.
i love the time i spend with you
Aw, that’s dear. Remember, the restraining order specifies “at least 100 yards.”