Got ghosts? I’m here to help

One third of us believe in them.

No worries, though.  Whether your house is haunted, you’re possessed by a demon, or whatever, I have the ability to permanently end any spiritual manifestation.  Send me $99.95 and I’ll zap that sumbitch from wherever I sit, such is the strength of my power.

Optionally, I can bestow lifetime protection from ghosts on you for only $999.95.

Isn’t it worth a thousand bucks to be protected from ghosts forever?

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6 thoughts on “Got ghosts? I’m here to help”

  1. Count me as part of the 1/3, though I think that the only people who have TROUBLE with ghosts are the same people who have trouble dealing with the living, too.

    Seester, I’m not sure I’d agree, either. It may be heretical of me, but I only liked Tom Petty AFTER Full Moon Fever…

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