Feb 182007
 

Once upon a time a fellow named Tino Buntic decided to put together a page of 2000 bloggers, with hyperlinked photos. Only two rules: your blog had to include a photo of yourself, and it had to have been started before 01/01/2007. I thought it sounded pretty cool and told a few blogging friends about it.

Then Technorati got pissed off and all hell broke loose.

Now I just barely knew what Technorati was, but when the original 2000 Bloggers thing exploded I spent some time poking around there. I discovered a lot of self-important babbling about “link integrity” and “questionable morals” and all kinds of crap in that vein, all because some guy wanted to put together a linked photo montage of 2000 bloggers. I left wondering when some of these guys last had a really good glass of wine, hugged a giggling child, had two lungs full of really fresh morning air, or saw a woman naked.

So the new 2000 Bloggers is here. For whatever reason, this one doesn’t seem to be a bug up Technorati’s ass. And I think it’s neat that I’m on there, and I’m reading some blogs I wouldn’t have discovered otherwise.

I’m enjoying my blog. And because I’ve decided to do it, I want to do it well. Go hard or go home. But at the end of the day, it’s really not so high on my hierarchy of priorities. There are people whose opinions I respect–old friends and new–who tell me they enjoy it, and that’s enough.

In fact, I’m spending about the same amount of time writing daily; most of my blogging comes at the expense of time I used to spend on Usenet. I’m a bit more proud of this, I suppose, just because I have more control over appearance and the like, and anyone coming to this page is coming to read something I wrote. That’s appealing, and anyone who says it isn’t is a liar. But if I’m ever righteously and sustainedly angry about it, as too many people at Technorati are/were, I’ve got my head in the wrong place.

(I save that kind of anger for reformulated soft drinks.)

 Posted by at 4:29 pm
Feb 182007
 

Ever wonder about the kanji characters decorating some clothes, accessories, and the like? Do they say anything, or are they used strictly for appearances? I recently asked a native speaker, and she said that most of the time, what she saw did make sense and was usually some wish of prosperity or peace. (That’s “good fortune” at left.) She did say it used to be much more common that the kanji decorating these things would be nonsensical, like “umbrella apple” or something.

She is from Taiwan, and I also politely asked her thoughts on the possibility of war with China. This beautiful and soft-spoken woman looked me in the eye, even holding a slight smile, and said “We will fight to the death.” But that’s another post.

Now the Japanese love English words too, but seem to get it wrong frequently, and to hilarious effect. Sometimes it’s poor translation; sometimes it’s bad transliteration; and once in a while it seems to be direct from another plane of existence.

A fellow writer turned me on several years ago to Engrish.com, which showcases a lot of these gems. For example, don’t ever cram a bunch of “Baterries” in your mouth, lest they “make your mind damaged” or turn you into a river of blood:


And folks, if you thought TMX Elmo was tough to get for Christmas over here, imagine the trouble they’re having with this guy across the Pacific:


Tons more here, neatly categorized for your enjoyment. Do take some time with the site when you can; there are quite a few out-loud laughs therein.

 Posted by at 4:24 am
Feb 182007
 

I don’t remember what my score was the last time I took the Purity Test (seven or eight years ago, remembering the people with whom I laughed about it), but I don’t think it was anywhere near 500 questions long. Anyway, that’s where version 4.0 of the test weighs in. I’m 53.8% pure, which means that of the 500 things it asked me whether I’ve done, I said yes 231 times.

I’ll tell you, though, I don’t know about this scoring. There is no weighting; everything counts the same. So having sex with your sibling, is valued the same as holding hands (with anyone), is valued the same as doing cocaine, etc.

It’s fun, but it’s frank. You have been warned. Don’t bring your neo-Victorian rage back here if your delicate little sensibilities get squished.

 Posted by at 2:19 am
Feb 172007
 

OK, whether I’m cool enough to do it or not, it’s been pretty neat so far.

It’s a good way to keep up with long-distance friends. Two blasts from the past have popped up in my inbox, and that’s fun. Most notably so far, I’ve gotten reacquainted with a special bud from high school. We exchanged hellos and hugs in a club maybe 10 years ago, but hadn’t had a meaningful conversation in almost 20 years until last night. She’s in Vegas now, so not much chance of running into her otherwise.

 Posted by at 4:26 pm
Feb 172007
 

Just saw and totally dug “Baba O’Riley” on The Tube, and went looking for a good list like this. This one will work.

Favorite:

  • Beatles song: “Hey Jude”
  • Solo song by a former Beatle: “All Those Years Ago” by George Harrison
  • Bob Dylan song: “Tangled Up In Blue,” far and away
  • Prince song: “Raspberry Beret”
  • Michael Jackson song: “Billie Jean” or I’m not being honest
  • Metallica song: “Welcome Home (Sanitarium)”
  • Depeche Mode song: “Enjoy the Silence”
  • Cure song: “Love Song”
  • Song that most of your friends haven’t heard: “To the Open Spaces,” Maria McKee
  • Beastie Boys song: “No Sleep Til Brooklyn”
  • Police song: “Invisible Sun”
  • Song from a movie: “We All Die Young,” by the fictional band Steel Dragon, from Rock Star
  • Genesis song: “Abacab”
  • Led Zeppelin song: “Hey Hey What Can I Do”
  • INXS song: “The One Thing”
  • Weird Al song: “UHF”
  • Pink Floyd song: “Goodbye Blue Sky”
  • Cover song: “Born to Be Wild,” Lizzy Borden
  • Dance song: “Never Trust a Stranger,” Kim Wilde
  • U2 song: “Pride (In the Name of Love)”
  • Disco song: “Fly Robin Fly,” Silver Convention
  • The Who song: “Baba O’Riley” by half a hair over “Won’t Get Fooled Again”
  • Elton John song: “Philadelphia Freedom”
  • Clash song: “Train in Vain”
  • Talking Heads song: “And She Was”
  • David Bowie song: “Fashion”
  • Nirvana song: “All Apologies”
  • Johnny Cash song: “Ring of Fire”
  • R.E.M. song: “Automatic for the People”
  • Elvis song: “All Shook Up”
  • Cheesy-ass country song: I don’t know how “cheesy-ass” it is, but I’ll have to go with “Night Time Magic” by the Gatlin Brothers
  • Billy Joel song: “She’s Got a Way”
  • Bruce Springsteen song: “Born to Run,” which I think is one of the only truly great songs he’s ever recorded
  • Neil Diamond song: “Holly Holy,” particularly from Hot August Night
  • Squeeze song: “Tempted”
  • Beach Boys song: “Let’s Go Away for Awhile”
  • Guns ‘N Roses song: “Rocket Queen”
  • Jimi Hendrix song: “Foxey Lady”
  • John Mellencamp song: “Small Paradise”
  • Living Colour song: “Open Letter (To a Landlord)”
  • Neil Young song: “Cinnamon Girl”; absolutely no contest
  • Paul Simon song: “Kodachrome”
  • Simon & Garfunkel song: “Bridge Over Troubled Water,” and I do so hate to be typical, but this is an incredibly beautiful song and may be the finest male vocal ever recorded
  • Queen song: “I Want It All”
  • Kiss song: “Got to Choose”
  • Sting song: “Fortress Around Your Heart”
  • Alice Cooper song: “Generation Landslide”
 Posted by at 5:47 am

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