…that Pat Robertson is batshit crazy!
And then the Lord appeared to me as an 800-foot-tall Pat Harrington Jr., switching between Schneider and Inspector voices every other sentence, and told me I had to start collecting Longaberger or he was going to destroy the earth with Heinz 57.
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