Anything you want on a church sign

Lea, the boys, and I were headed to the lake for Thanksgiving dinner one year, and one of the little churches we pass had the following on their sign:

HANGING OF THE GREENS
SUNDAY EVENING SERVICE, 7 PM

I looked at Lea and said “wow, you know, I’m sure whatever the Greens did, simply asking them to leave the church would be sufficient.”

You can do some funny stuff with the Church Sign Generator. Thanks to godhatesshrimp.com for the link.

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